WWW.HOTPINKPISTOL.COM says it best and then maybe WWW.AUSTINCRAFTMAFIA.COM. There is also this little show I co-host on the DIY channel called Stylelicious. I have to confess that this is almost word for word verbatim what my Friendster profile says, but those bitches don't know I like unsweatened tea. I am not the brightest knife in the cookie drawer. Mix tapes/CD's are the way to my heart. I cant spell to save my life. I know my irony is obvious but the fact that I realize this makes me wonderful. I am addicted to self tanner and sleeping pills. I have a taxidermy bob cat named Tonya in my kitchen. Things like stuffed family pets and the singing cats on VH1 make me laugh. I am a sucker for songs that involve hand-claps. As a part of my hang over rituals I spend a good part of it cringing over what I said or did the night before. I think glitter is the perfect final touch for everthing. I love coke slushes. I always cry when the little girl from My Girl is at the funeral saying, where are Thomas Jay's glasses, he cant see without his glasses. I took the same college pre al-ger- bra math course 8 times, dated the math teacher, still failed. I am in constant search of the perfect bluejeans. I love staying in hotels. I like to wear obnoxious fake tatoos. I think Clint Howard as a child/adult is quite possibly the ugliest person. I want an entire floor covered in lama skin rugs. I know the words to just about every cheesey love songs from the seventies. I have no sense of direction. I love dollar stores. I love the smell of dryer sheets. I love mac-n-cheese. I wish I had a hot pink Camero with a gold glittery eagle on it. I wish they sold mexican jumping beans in gas station. That's it

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